Sunday, September 20, 2009

Fin

When I started this blog a year ago, I wanted to be a successful crime fiction reviewer. Later, I had the idea of starting a crime fiction webzine and my mind always seemed to change on what I wanted to do with this site but the real problem was that I didn't have the will to devote enough time to any of it.

Every time I have ever had a hobby, I get super into it and my interest always wanes to the point that I blow it off completely (or in the case of comic books, sell off the collection completely...twice).

Anyway, it isn't fair to readers, writers or anyone else who enjoyed what was going on here if I continue this site in a half-assed way. I am not insightful enough to be a reviewer, creative enough to do a web zine or dedicated enough to do anything different than the other great sites out there.

So I'm ending this.

Authors, check out the links to your right if you want an outj

For Geoffrey The Crime Man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry,
I'll be back again some day."

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Quick Note

Christopher Grant and one of my Anonymous Panel brought up something in a comment to the previous post about how I decided to exclude stories where a crime is mentioned but not committed (for The Bullet Awards). He and a couple others have "shown me the way" and I will not be excluding those type of stories.

Suicide and horror stories are still a no go.

This takes effect starting with the September entries.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

THE BULLET AWARDS: August 2009 Results

Here we go with the second month of TBAs. I have decided that stories involving the following are not applicable and will not qualify to be judged:

• Suicide tales
• Horror or gore
• Narratives about a crime that could be committed but is not

Best Mini Fiction
(crime fiction under 500 words)


WINNER
"Unplanned"
by Libby Cudmore
Thrillers Killers 'N' Chillers

RUNNER-UP #1
"Cutthroat"
by James C. Clar
Flashshot

RUNNER-UP #2
"Sorry, Love!"
by David Barber
Thrillers Killers 'N' Chillers

Previous Winners:

July 2009
"Greta At The Track"
by Christopher Grant
Thrillers Killers 'N' Chillers

Best Flash Fiction

(crime fiction 500-999 words)

WINNER
"The Bluffs At Torrey Pines"
by Michael J. Solender
A Twist Of Noir

RUNNER-UP #1
"The Misunderstanding"
by Kelly Modzelewski
Powder Burn Flash

RUNNER-UP #2
"The Ricochet"
by Matthew Quinn Martin
The Flash Fiction Offensive

Previous Winners:

July 2009
"Frankie Wanted To Kill"
by Liam Sweeny
Powder Burn Flash

Best Publication
(based on the combined score of its top 5 rated stories)

WINNER
Thrillers Killers 'N' Chillers

RUNNER-UP #1
A Twist Of Noir

RUNNER-UP #2
Powder Burn Flash

Previous Winners:

July 2009
The Flash Fiction Offensive

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

[ESC Fiction #5] "The Come On" by Kieran Shea

I swear, I have got to find another way of earning a living.

Sliding the padded envelope across one of the few gaps on her massive desk, I clenched my lips and gave the Claire Hayward a short, firm nod. It was a beautiful office, thirty stories up, but I wanted out of there. I prayed she wasn’t going pull out the flash drive I just gave her and slide through the abject destruction of her fourteen year marriage. Mrs. Hayward’s cold hazel eyes stared at the envelope for quite a long beat, and then, with a great heave of her breasts, clicked her lips open and sighed. She reached to the floor beneath her desk and retrieved her handbag.

“Is it all right if I pay you in cash, Mr. Byrne?”

I shifted in the chair across from her. “Cash is fine,” I said.

Without returning my gaze she snapped open an expensive looking caramel colored leather wallet and counted out a few dozen, crisp hundreds. She jogged the bills and tapped them neatly into a pile. She pulled open a side draw where she retrieved a white business envelope with her magazine’s embossed gold logo and address in the upper left hand corner. She slipped my fee inside the envelope and folded the edge inside the slit.

The console phone next chirped twice. She held up a curved index finger.

“Excuse me for one moment….”

“By all means….”

She snatched up the receiver and pivoted her chair toward her corner office view. I trolled the view beyond her head as well. Philadelphia and it’s jagged canyons of office buildings. A good couple of golf drives away across was Jersey and an hour further past Camden and its decay was the Atlantic Ocean. The beach. My home.

When Mrs. Hayward finished her brief call she spun around and stood. She was senior editor of BEN Magazine, a glossy society rag that, as far as I could tell, was mostly slick ads for horsy real estate, jewelry, and law firms. All of Philly’s well-healed grinning for the camera. Charitable balls and fundraisers, congratulating themselves on being rich, well-connected and bred. The occasional interview with a hot, new chef or designer or some crackerjack entrepreneur who’s wife happened to be opening a gallery on the Main Line. I flipped through one at a Barnes & Noble just for some background on the assignment and my bowels shifted as I skimmed an interview with a prince from the House of Saud.

Man, there’s a whole other universe out there that ninety-nine percent of America knows sweet jack about.

“Can I ask you something, Mr. Byrne?”

I followed her cue and stood up as well.

“Umm. OK. Sure.”

Claire Hayward sashayed from behind her desk, and I have to be blunt, she looked pretty good. If you’re into the occasional, hippy cougar in four hundred dollar spiked heels sporting silky DKNY.

“How long have you done this kind of work?”

“This?”

“Mmhm.”

“Almost seven years. I’m thirty-three.”

Jewelry jangled as she touched her long throat. A nail clicked lightly along a choker of pearls, “You look a bit young.”

“Same age as the son of man when he was crucified. A magic number with the Masons too I think.”

“Mmm. It just seems you carry yourself differently now that I’ve met you in person.”

“How so?”

“You look more polished than the sort of young man I would normally associate with this sort of thing.”

“Oh?”

“Not as worn around the edges or brutish or brash.”

“You’ve met a lot of investigators before?”

“No. But I’ve heard things.”

“OK.”

“Read, looked around online. So many mustaches. Is it fulfilling?”

Lady, let me count the hours of boredom, the bruises, and the tears of broken families. Let me show you some of my scars and the spreadsheets of regret.

“It’s all right. There’s a summary report and an itemized list of my expenses along with the flash drive with the pictures in that envelope. For your records. Copies for your attorney.”

“Thank you.”

“My pleasure.”

“You know what else I think I like about you, Mr. Byrne? You have style.”

“Thanks.”

“The whole referrals only? The detachment. It’s like ordering a cleaning service. I really liked that. And your business card. I liked that too. A name and a number and an email. No website no cheesy tough guy marketing. Clean, good silk-card weight. Very nice. Very polished. Firm.”

“Thank you. I wish I could have brought you better news in the end.”

She patted my upper arm condescendingly and lingered for a moment too long, “Let’s not sully this transaction with pretending you consider my feelings one way or another, you wily young man.”

“Wily, well,” I cleared my throat, “My efforts have been called a lot of things but I have to tell you, Mrs. Hayward, wily is a first.” I held out my right hand and she took it after a moment. Her hand was smooth, soft and cool and easily worth seventy five thousand bucks with the stone and shiny metal on it, “Again thank you for your business,” I said.

“Would you prefer I employ the word sneaky?”

I forced a smile, took my fee, placed the white envelope inside my coat pocket and turned toward the door.

I stalked off down the hall toward the reception area and elevators. I stabbed the elevator button repeatedly with my thumb like I was trying to squash the shell of a bug.

Whatever, lady.

Enjoy the pictures of your husband banging his whore.



Kieran Shea scratches at the crime fiction eight ball like a lot of sordid lots. He blogs his struggle at BLACK IRISH BLARNEY (kieranjamesshea.blogspot.com).

PAST ESC FICTION:

#1 "Slippery" by Stephen D. Rogers
#2 "A Freak'en Mess" by B.R. Stateham
#3 "Dinah" by Matthew Quinn Martin
#4 "Last Night" by Libby Cudmore

Thursday, August 20, 2009

[Review] Random Acts Of Violence

Since there are so many crime fiction places out there, it would be impossible to review everything so here is my first installment of RAOV where I choose stories at random from around the web...

"Pornstar Moses"
by Keith Rawson
Plots With Guns #7
Summer 2009

Gene Norton was a low budget porn director in Phoenix who sought help from a known kingpin to bankroll his company but the loss of his top female star (and fantasy) forces a meeting between the two which freaks Norton to no end. A pretty humorous look at the industry and the psyche of the chubby protagonist. Parents, don't let your children read Keith Rawson stories.



"Survival Instincts"
by Sandra Seamans
Pulp Pusher

A 12-year-old girl finds herself having to hide out in a secret compartment of a hotel room wall while intruders go on a rob, rape and murder spree at a hotel. Her father is killed during the mayhem but the same father taught her everything about how to protect herself if she is located. When she is located, all hell breaks loose. A fantastic story from a stellar author. It literally makes you sweat while reading.



"Tweakers"
by Frank Bill
Beat To A Pulp
April 19, 2009

Officer Moon pulls over to offer assistance to a stopped car when gunfire erupts and he finds himself chasing a couple hillbilly methheads through the woods. After being shot at, Moon wakes up in a makeshift lab in an abandoned home. He hopes that help is on the way. Gritty and straight to the point, the Frank Bill way.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

[ESC Fiction #4] "Last Night" by Libby Cudmore

This is going to be the best and the hardest night of my life. I’ve been praying for this chance since I looked into those pretty blue peepers and as I hike the stairs I feel like I’ve got loose wires in my shorts. The electricity is enough to melt any second thoughts.

Renee thought of everything. She opens the door wearing a narrow black silk negligee, and past her centerfold figure I see a bottle of wine and two glasses glittering red in the candlelight.

“Hello Jack,” she purrs.

“Hello Renee.”

She gives me that up-from-under glance and I kiss her slowly to melt the lead in my throat. She tastes like diamonds, the way I always imagined she’d taste. No sense in starting the evening off with a bang, I’ll work my way up. This is her night, I’ll do it however she wants.

She accepts my kiss with her body pressed tight to mine, and when she draws back to take a breath, she takes my hand, leading me inside. We sit on the couch and each take a glass of wine, tapping the rims together in a toast. “To tonight,” she says with a sly smile.

We drink without speaking. There’s nothing to say. As the level of the wine in our bottle begins to descend, my trembling hand slides further up her thigh, testing her offer. She’s not wearing panties. Smiling, I trace my index finger between her legs and she exhales as though she wasn’t planning on it.

“Shall we to the bedroom?” she asks as though we’re in a silver-screen romance.

“Whatever you wish,” I reply.

She stands and takes my hand again, leading me into another candlelit room.

She’s put on red satin sheets and we stand over the bed, my lips wet on hers, her arms tight around my neck, as though are bodies are wax, melting into each other. She unbuttons my gray shirt. I slide one black strap off her shoulder, crumpling the gown at her feet.

She drapes herself across the pillows with one leg drawn up at the knee and I don’t even bother getting any more undressed before I’m on all fours, pressing my tongue between her thighs the way lezzies like it done. She gasps and grips two handfuls of my hair, her nails raking against my scalp. I kiss deeper, savoring the taste of her. I’ll never have this chance again and I want to make sure I never forget. I don’t think that’s likely to happen any time soon.

She tugs on my hair and I kiss up her stomach until I reach her mouth. She’s biting my lower lip and unbuttoning my pants; I’m trying to finish getting my clothes off without moving any more than a breath from her mouth. I lay on top of her, kissing her neck. She wants me. This dame wants me the way I’ve wanted her for so long; the way I never thought I’d have her. I’m the luckiest man in the world right now. I fit inside her and moan into her shoulder. She doesn’t weep the way I expected her to, but this pleasure is insanity and I think I might start.

She arches her back and I clench my jaw. I don’t want this to be over, but when people say all good things have endings, they mean the good things that come when you’re between the gorgeous gams of a doll you’d kill for. I bury my face between her neck and the pillow, breathing like my heart’s going to explode. She nibbles my ear and I suck the sweat off her neck. I don’t know if it’s mine or hers, but it doesn’t matter, it’s ours now. Her breasts gasp against my weight and I open up some space, sliding my hand in—can’t let the night go by without getting a feel of that beautiful set. I haven’t been this hungry for tits since my mom stopped nursing me, but it’s time to get back to the main event before my ticket becomes useless.

A few more shoves and she swallows me with her kiss, tightening in ecstasy. I surrender. I lay on top of her, hands wandering up and down, trying to derive another few minutes of pleasure before she closes her eyes. She smiles as I fall back against the pillows and we both laugh, breathless stuttered sounds of uncertain happiness. Now comes the hard part.

She rests in my arms until her breath catches up with her and then stands to dress. I watch the muscles in her back tango with her shoulder blades as she enshrouds herself. She gives me one more smile and lays her body back on the mattress. I stroke her hair until her lashes fall to her baby cheeks and she sleeps.

She doesn’t wake when I get up to retrieve my bag. Her eyes don’t move as I put the pistol to her head. There’s no sound but the bite of the silencer as I pull the trigger.



Libby is a regular contributor to Hardboiled and Pop Matters, and recent publications include stories in Pulp Pusher, A Twist of Noir, Inertia, the Southern Women's Review and Shaking Like a Mountain. Additionally, I have stories slated for publication in upcoming issues of Thrilling Detective, Battered Suitcase and the anthology Quantum Genre on the Planet of the Arts (with Matthew Quinn Martin). Previous publications include Crime and Suspense, the Subway Chronicles (Essay of the Year 2004) and Long Story Short (Author of the Year 2004).

PAST ESC FICTION:

#1 "Slippery" by Stephen D. Rogers
#2 "A Freak'en Mess" by B.R. Stateham
#3 "Dinah" by Matthew Quinn Martin

Friday, August 14, 2009

[ESC Review] Lucky At Cards by Lawrence Block

"I wish you were here now, Joyce. I'd like to rip your clothes off and pitch you onto a bed."

Bill Maynard was a card sharp who had been physically removed from Chicago when a dentist invited him to a poker game that would shape his life forever.

In this classic by the always hardcore Lawrence Block, Maynard finds himself at the home of Murray Rogers to play poker with a few locals. In need of serious cash, he cheats his way to a nice pot. He finds Roger a bit smug but his wife Joyce a bit appealing.

Joyce catches onto Maynard and they fall in love but Mr. Rogers would have to be out of the picture and said picture is complicated with Rogers' status as a tax lawyer.

They concoct a plan to frame Mr. Rogers for a murder in which Maynard portrays a bummy con man named August Milani. It works and Rogers finds himself behind bars, but Maynard finds himself hooked up with a friend of a friend named Barbara. He likes the excitement of Joyce and the beauty of Barbara.

When Rogers admits to the killing which Maynard knows is obviously fake, the card trickster knows the jig is up.

It plays out almost perfectly, ending in a card showdown.

This is why I dig these old Block tales: gritty, sexy and a con man the reader roots for. It reminded me of another Hard Case Crime reprint, Block's Grifter's Game. Read one and then the other.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

[ESC Fiction #3] "Dinah" by Matthew Quinn Martin

I met Dinah about a decade ago; crime wasn’t exactly a lifestyle for us back then, more of a hobby. I had this job driving cars cross-country, and was using it to shuttle big bags of painkillers from one city to the next. If ever I got caught my excuse was going to be, ‘Hey, it ain’t my car.’ Luckily I never had to use it, because it would have gotten me about as far as the county jail. I was a little north of nineteen. Romantic, horny, head full of dreams––in short, an idiot.

The plan was to sock away as much folding green as I could, then buy a motorcycle and ride to Alaska. To get as far away from Pennsylvania as possible where people still spoke English. But as they usually do, the plan changed. Changed when I met Dinah. She was hitching on a long stretch of road just outside of Holcomb Kansas. I spotted that crazy mop of rusty curls, upright thumb, and coltish gams––gleaming naked from combat boots to cut-off jeans––and pulled up in a gray Saturn that was bound for Salt Lake City. And never made it.

She barely looked fifteen. Couple of yellowing bruises and old cigarette-end shaped scars on her arms told me all I needed to know. Damaged, didn’t begin to describe her. It was like she’d been ground to sand, stuck into a blast furnace and come out the other side as glass––only to get shattered to a million pieces and ground back down.

As she rode shotgun, the look in her constantly shifting eyes seemed to say that some menfolk had laid a pretty heavy deal on her. I never asked which ones. Uncle? Brothers? Father? Did it matter?

When she leaned forward, I spotted a gravity knife tucked into the back of her belt and made mention of it.

“Just in case some trucker decides to get frisky,” she said.

I asked her why she didn’t just cut her hair short like a boy, she could pass.

“It wouldn’t matter to them,” she said. “Any port in a storm.” And she looked like she knew what she was talking about. I should have dropped her at the next rest-stop, but I was nineteen––I was an idiot.

I reckon Dinah knew the ride wasn’t going to be free. So she paid up front, right at 80 mph. The only rubber involved was that gripping the asphalt, but it felt safer. No way she’d try to stick me and make off with the wheels. Not if we could crash. Maybe not your typically romantic first date, but it worked for us.

Since we had a couple of days before anybody noticed the car was missing, I figured we’d hit Vegas. I knew a guy there’d be able to unload it for me. I’d be netting peanuts, but that was the drill. We stopped for gas, and as I was filling the tank, Dinah fired up a smoke. One of mine. “Isn’t that a little dangerous, darlin’?” I asked.

“Nah. Know how hard it is to get gasoline to light up?” And to prove her point she dropped the half smoked cigarette into a puddle of gasoline. The coal-red ember winked out like she’d plinked it into a mug of suds. It was right there that I knew I was in love.

So we found my guy, Richie. And like I’d predicted he gave me the high-hard one for the car. Three G’s for a spankin’ new station wagon. After a little haggling, I got him to toss in a shitbox import pick-up to tool around in. Then I got us set up with a crappy motel just off the strip. The pool’d been condemned by the board of health, and in the morning we we’re woken up by strips of sunlight streaming through the six bullets holes perforating the back door. Home sweet home.

I knew the money wasn’t going to last, so I talked to Richie and he said he could set me up with a new short con he’d be running. He needed fresh faces; all his usual guys had either been burned or were cooling their heels in the pokey. He’d be working it too, behind the curtain, but up front it had to be a team. I reckon he meant the girl. Dinah was still working off her share of the rent the way she’d been for the past week, but I could tell she was itching to get in on the game for real. I figured what the heck. I was sick of being a solo act.

Richie had gotten hold of an empty shop, and used his connections to stock it with some hot electronics. I worked the counter; Dinah went to hustle up customers. Turns out she had a gift for finding marks. None of the out-of-town hayseeds could resist that trusting look in her big hazel eyes. She’d separate the rubes from the rest of the herd, and send them right down the kill shoot.

Man their greedy, beady little eyes would bulge when they saw the prices, all just a little too low not to at least try to limbo. They’d hand over the plastic and I’d swipe it. When it wouldn’t clear, I’d scratch my head and tell ‘em, “You know…it’s not going through. You got another card?” And when that one failed, I’d give ‘em that aww shucks smile. “Not gonna’ go. Tell ya’ what…pay cash and I’ll knock off ten percent.

“There’s an ATM over there,” I’d say pointing to one across the street. One with a pinhole video camera pointed at the keypad. Of course the credit card machine wasn’t broken. It was just sending the information to the back of the shop where Richie sat with an encoder and a stack of blank cards.

Left like that it was a pretty good con. What made it perfect was that as Dinah was boxing things up, I’d ask the mark if they lived in Vegas. Of course they didn’t. If they lived in Vegas they wouldn’t have fallen for this scam like dominoes.

Then I’d tell them that if they were from out of state they could mail the goods to themselves and skip the tax. “You can drop in the mail box,” I’d say. “It’s right across the street, next to the ATM.” Then Dinah’d hand them a nicely packaged brick. They bit. Never underestimate a man’s greed or desire to get laid.

We ran that one for about four days. When the heat hit simmer, Dinah and I headed back to the motel with the cash and waited for Richie to show with the cards. From there the plan was to split up and hit the area ATMs, the ones in quickie-marts that connected to the grid through dial-up and usually didn’t have cameras. We’d do it shotgun style, random.

Six hours went by.

Then ten.

Then a day.

I checked the store. Emptied out as planned, but still no word from Richie. So we waited. We got some cheap bubbly and played checkers and fucked. Then we got a phone call two days later, collect from Tijuana. It seems Richie had woken up covered in blood. Just not sure whose and bolted across the border till things cooled. The cards were gone. We never saw him again.

We still had most of the cash. 25K––again, peanuts compared to what those cards would have gotten us. But it was something. I stuffed it into my duffel, and shoved it under the bed. I told Dinah about Richie and then hit the shower, letting the hot water wash some of the loser-stink from my body, as I figured out what to do next. 25K would last a lot longer if there was just one of us.

When I got back out, dripping––cheap motel towel barely covering my jewels, I felt a dry desert breeze hit my wet skin. Dinah stood there, her silhouette framed by the open doorway. She had the duffel full of money in one small fist, and her open knife in the other. The truck keys dangled from her pinky.

“I left you some,” she said, nodding towards the nightstand. There next to the ashtray sat a stack of bills. Two large maybe.

“Generous,” I said. “More than I’d have left you.”

“You’d have left me dead.”

I shook my head a touch. What was I going to say? Anything would’ve sounded like a lie. Maybe someone from her way back had left her for dead. Left her in a ravine––bruised, scraped, choked, raped. Who knew what was in that big old closet of hers. So she was going to take some green from me that wasn’t even mine to begin with––big deal. What was I going to do? Kill her for it? A lot of folks would look at a girl like Dinah and say I’d be doing to world a favor by taking her out.

Well, I’ve never been into doing the world favors. And it’s been reciprocal. “Take it easy then,” I told her as I dropped the towel and reached from my pants, still crumpled next to the bed.

“Ain’t you mad at me?” She asked.

“A touch. But it’s just money. I’ll get more. It’s you I’m gonna miss.” Like I said, I was nineteen––an idiot.

Dinah huffed, probably thinking I was stalling, looking for some way to get her. When I leaned back and clicked on the tube, she turned, taking a half-step through the door, lingering.

“It’ll run out you know,” I said. “Money. Luck. Time. Gonna have to trust somebody sometime.”

She dropped the duffel. “How do I know I can trust you?”

“You don’t,” I said. “That’s why they call it trust.”

They say most couples split up over money. So maybe that’s the reason Dinah stuck around all these years. We got married that night by a guy in an Elvis suit, wrecked to the gills on rotgut tequila. I can’t say it’s always been smooth sailing, but here we are, back in Vegas for our 10th anniversary. Only in America.

I heard Richie’s in town too. I’m not sure if he’d even remember us. Which is going to make this a lot easier. This weekend, Dinah and I are getting ours from Richie––one way or another.

Maybe I’m still an idiot, but I’m not nineteen any more.



Matthew is an MFA candidate in Popular Fiction writing at the Stonecoast Program, University of Southern Maine. He is also the writer of the crime drama Slingshot, a feature film starring Julianna Margulies, David Arquette, Thora Birch, Balthazar Getty and Joely Fisher. Available on DVD from the Weinstein Co. www.matthewquinnmartin.com

PAST ESC FICTION:

#1 "Slippery" by Stephen D. Rogers
#2 "A Freak'en Mess" by B.R. Stateham

Sunday, August 9, 2009

[ESC Fiction #2] "A Freak'en Mess" by B.R. Stateham

“Suppose you tell me what happened,” I said to a very shaken young man.

The kid was a high school student—young, good looking kid of about seventeen or eighteen.

Dark blond crew cut hair.

Startling sapphire blue eyes.

The rugged good looks of a football player. He had on blue jeans, beat up sneakers, and a letter jacket covering a damp sweat shirt underneath. He looked as if he just pulled himself out of a shower. His hair was wet and he had that smell of cheap soap. You know; the kind of soap found in a high school locker room.

But the kid was not going to be saying much to me. He was visibly shaking and his eyes were as wide as saucer plates. There was no color in his complexion and it sounded like he was mumbling something incomprehensibly—all the signs of someone about to go in shock. Frowning, I took hold of the kid’s arm gently and steered him through the mass of emergency crews, firemen, blue clad police officers, and handed him to an EMT team.

It was a mess.

It was five in the afternoon and the intersection of Harry and Pike was one of the heavier traffic routes in the city. Cars were backed up for at least two blocks in all four directions. Angry drivers were blaring their horns as they sat in their cars in the bumper to bumper stand-still traffic. We had an emergency response team of fire trucks, four or five black-and-whites, a forensics’ team and two ambulance crews packed into the intersection. Four beat officers were directing traffic around the crime scene, their arms gesturing and pointing drivers where to go. Cars were snaking around us at a slow, steady pace. The drivers—of course—gawking like stupid circus freaks as they drove by. You had to keep alert if you didn’t want to become the next victim.

And oh. . . Frank and I were on the scene as well.

Homicide. South Side Division.

Usually a traffic accident didn’t warrant the presence of homicide detectives on the scene. But this wasn’t an ordinary traffic accident. For Frank and I, nothing is ever ordinary.

Directly underneath the traffic lights was the source of all this commotion. A black Lincoln sat dead-center in the middle of the intersection. Rammed into its rear bumper, crumpling fenders and trunk of the Lincoln, was a beat-up old Jeep Cherokee. The front end of the Cherokee was rolled up like an accordion. There was broken glass, radiator coolant and pieces of plastic littering the concrete everywhere.

And to top it off it was about to rain. It was a hot, muggy late afternoon. Massive thunderstorms were building up all around us. The air was filled with the raw earthy smell of rain and static electricity. In the distance I could hear the rumble of approaching thunder. When it did let loose it was going to come down in buckets.

A freak’en mess.

“Jesus, I’m glad I got out of the patrol division when I did. Isn’t this the biggest cluster-fuck you ever saw?”

I grinned. Frank—my partner—had such a poetic touch with words. I called it quaint the way he spoke. Others used words like blunt or crude. Combative was another adjective often mentioned. However you wanted to describe it, he had a way of concisely encapsulating the situation with the fewest set of words needed.
Frank Morales is my partner and friend. We’ve been slogging away in Homicide as partners for the last five years. Frank is kinda unique. Picture a six foot two red-headed Neanderthal dressed in a pair of slacks, a cowboy shirt, with a light cotton sports coat. Imagine thick shaggy red eyebrows . . . a low forehead . . . and tiny little eyes that seemed capable of boring right through you. Sounds like a freak, huh? Well, here’s the freaky part. Go in the bathroom and weigh yourself and then multiply by two. That, my friend, would be approximately Frank’s IQ.

Me? People who want to be polite describe me as vaguely resembling an old actor by the name of Clark Gable. The same dark hair. The same mustache. The same smirk. On the other hand, people who think I am somewhat less than pleasant have called me a dried up gigolo with bad teeth and an attitude only an orangutan could love.
It doesn’t matter. Choose either image. Frankly I don’t give a damn.

“What’s the scoop?” I asked, still grinning and eyeing Frank.

“The kid’s name is Jason Reims. He’s the starting quarterback for North High. He and his girl friend, a Melissa Carr . . . .”

“Wait, don’t tell me. The head cheerleader. . . .” I grunted, lifting a hand up and grinning wider.

Frank doesn’t smile like a normal human being. That’s because he might not be human. His grin is when the corners of his lips twitch as he looked at me and nodded.

“You want me to tell the story or do you want to wing it by yourself?”

I nodded, my grin widening.

“Yeah, the head cheerleader. The two were coming home after football practice. They turned onto Harry and got behind the Lincoln. The light turned red. When the light turned green the Lincoln moved slowly into the intersection and then just stopped. Came to a screeching halt. That’s when Jason and his Cherokee kissed the Lincoln’s ass end. When he got out and walked up to the Lincoln he saw the old guy lying in the front seat with most of brains painted all over the passenger side door. That greenish white puddle beside the driver’s door is where the kid threw up. And that’s it. End of what we know for the moment.”

No wonder the kid was going into shock. Seeing a dead man for the first time in your life was bad enough. Seeing a dead guy who died from a high powered rifle bullet drilled through his temple was a different ball of wax. I felt sorry for the kid. He’d have some bad dreams about the bloody image lying in the Lincoln‘s front seat for years to come.

“Who’s the dead guy?”

“Thomas Bruel. Lives out in The Shadows. You know the place. That new gated community where a house under a million is considered a shanty. Or maybe the servant’s quarters. Take your pick.”

“Ok . . . what does forensics say?”

“Not much,” Frank said, turning and looking down Harry Street and nodding his head in that direction. “They said the bullet came from some higher elevation thataway.”

I turned and stared down Harry Street. The street was four lines of concrete running in a straight line between buildings shoe-horned together as far as the eye could see. The two lanes of traffic coming this direction was a carpet of Detroit and Japan’s finest automotive designs of steel and glass. Filled with pissed off drivers quietly stewing in the air-conditioning as they waited. Most of the buildings were maybe two stories high. The nearest tall building was a black and silver modern office building rising up from the sea of older architectural wonders by a good six or seven stories. It was, estimating roughly, at least eight hundred yards away.

“From there?” I asked, pointing a finger and lifting an eyebrow in surprise. “That’d be one hell of a shot.”

“Guess what the building is called,” Frank answered, the corners of his lips twitching in amusement.

“Uh huh. Let me guess. Something like ‘The Bruel Building.’”

“Bruel Place,” my no-necked, square-headed partner corrected.

“Coming to work was he? And someone decides to punch his ticket goodbye,” I grunted, turning to look at Lincoln and the mess around us for a moment or two thoughtfully. “Why don’t we mosey over to Bruel Place before the rain comes.”

“Yeah, good idea.”

We entered the building and instantly recognized two things. One, the building was brand new. The strong aroma of fresh paint and newly laid carpet was strong as we stepped into the almost frigid air conditioning interior. Secondly, the distinct aroma of money hung in the air like cheap aftershave lotion. One could wallow in the smell and step out into the parking lot and be a good C-note richer.

Unless you were cops. Honest cops. Usually it worked out an honest cop would depart a couple of hundred clams poorer. Fortunately between the two of us we could cover the spread.

It didn’t take long for us to break the bad news about the old man. Nor find the murder weapon. The weapon itself was a .308 caliber Winchester Model 70 bolt-action rifle with a thick bull barrel, built-in bipod, sporting a huge Bushnell telescopic sight. Not a sissy’s gun. It was a gun designed to reach out to extreme long range—like maybe into the next area code—and tap someone right between the eyes.

It sat on the carpeted office floor of old man Bruel’s office right beside the old man’s desk. Curiously, the tall dark window behind the dead man’s desk had a neat round hole cut out of the glass in the lower right hand corner. A round hole large enough to push the muzzle through and have enough of an opening to site in the telescope. Beside the rifle, lying on the thick carpet was the brass shell casing the murderer had ejected from the gun just after pulling the trigger.

The Winchester belonged to the dead man. Turned out old man Bruel was both a big-game hunter and a gun collector. As was his only son, David Bruel. In the office of the deceased was a rack of rare fire arms worth a small fortune securely and individually encased in display cases made of heavy Plexiglas. The same was true for the old man’s son. David Bruel’s office was directly across the hall from the old man’s. Just a long, empty, carpeted hall separated the two offices. Secretaries were stationed at one end of the hall but none had a desk situated where one of them could look down the hall and spy anyone coming or going. At the other end of the hall was an empty executive suite and executive rest rooms.

To get to the two occupied offices or to the executive rest rooms one had to pass by triumvirate of three sharp-eyed secretaries huddled together in the outer reception room, walk down the carpeted hall, and then have a key to enter the restroom. Executives had keys.

A few questions later we had narrowed our suspects. Or . . . we thought we had.

One was the old man’s son, David Bruel. And just for shits and giggles our second suspect was David Bruel’s wife, Francisca.

David Bruel had two good reasons to kill the old bastard. The first one was the family company was being sold out to an international conglomerate for a hefty some. A stipulation in the buy-out was that David would be paid only a fraction of the value in stock he owned and he would have to sign a waiver stating that he had no interest in retaining a position within the company.

He stood to lose, conservatively, almost a hundred million dollars the moment the deal was signed. There was no way he was going to agree to any such stipulation. Further, he and his father had had row after row concerning the buy-out deal. David said he was going to fight his father’s deal with everything he could bring to bear. Reams of litigation papers had been filed. The family squabbling over the fate of the company was ugly and getting uglier with each passing month.

But the more interesting reason the son was our prime candidate was the fact his wife and the old man were having a clandestine affair. It seemed everyone in the building knew about it. Everyone except for David Bruel.

And as far as we knew he still didn’t know about it. David Bruel was not in town. Hadn’t been for a week. The dead man’s private secretary, an Elizabeth Burke, said the younger Bruel was in Antwerp working on a major deal. That would be Antwerp---as in Antwerp, Belgium. Something like six thousand miles away.

So scratch David Bruel as being our prime suspect.

On the other hand, Francisca Bruel was in town. And from the description the old man’s secretary gave us, Francisca was both a diabolical two-timing bitch and damn good with a rifle herself. In fact that’s how David Bruel and she met. At a shooting match two years ago. Competitors. She won and David came in second. But from that moment on David Bruel couldn’t think of anyone else but for Francisca Olivia.

Now she was Francisca Olivia-Bruel—a woman who occupied the beds of both David and Thomas Bruel. The problem was she wasn’t going to be Mrs. David Bruel for long. In fact she wasn’t going to be associated with anyone within the Bruel family the moment Thomas Bruel sold the company.

The old man’s secretary couldn’t say for sure, but from the hints her employer had given her, he was going to both throw Francisca out of his bed and tell his son about their affair.

“Why this sudden altruistic change of heart?” Frank asked, looking down at the petite frame of Elizabeth Burke standing between the two of us, arms folded across her white silk blouse and staring into office of the elder Bruel.

She was petite, but classic in looks. She was pushing sixty. But she was trim. Precise. A looker even at sixty with big hazel eyes behind large round shaped horn rim glasses and blond hair penned to the back of her head in a tight bun. A real charmer in a grand motherly kind of way. But God only knew what kind of stunner she would have been at twenty.

“Oh there was nothing altruistic in Mr. Bruel’s decision to mention his affair with his son’s wife. No, nothing like that at all. I’m sure Mr. Bruel was going to use the affair in some way to get to his son—to make him suffer a little more.”

“Suffer? Why would a father want to see his son suffer?” I asked.

“Because Mr. Bruel found out about a year ago his son wasn’t really his son.”

Well now. Wasn’t that interesting.

Apparently David Bruel’s mother was apparently the long deceased wife of our victim. But Thomas Bruel wasn’t daddy. About a year earlier someone had sent the old man a note with the allegation that the mother of David Bruel had been playing around with someone else. David Bruel was not a Bruel at all.

“So who is David Bruel’s father?” Frank asked as we looked down into the face of the attractive woman.

She silently shrugged and shook her head before turning and walking away.

“Well isn’t this a lovely can of horse shit!” Frank growled as we watched Miss Burke glide away.

I nodded and frowned.

“What’s our next move, buddy? Go pay a visit to Mrs. David Bruel?”

“Yep. Might as well.”

It would have been lovely to talk to the two-timing siren goddess known as Francisca Olivia-Bruel. But it took us several hours to track her down. When we did we had an unpleasant surprise waiting for us. We found her in the back yard floating face down in the swimming pool. Someone about an hour earlier had clipped her over the head with a heavy object. An object heavy enough to crush her temple.

It got worse as the investigation went along. Prints off the Winchester came back from the lab. On the gun were prints of Thomas Bruel, David Bruel, a few smudges, and . . . Francisca Bruel. In fact the freshest print on the trigger was Francisca’s. A little asking around in the Bruel building and we netted a witness who would swear in court he had seen Francisca Bruel leaving the building at roughly the time the shot was fired which killed Thomas Bruel.

“This is really a freaking mess,” sighed my grumpy partner as we sat back in our office chairs back at South Side later that night. “It looks like Francisca Bruel pops the old man in the head with a .308. She has the talent. She has the gun. She has motive. But who pops the blond bombshell later? And why?”

Click.

Just like that. That’s all it took.

Just two words Frank grunted out loud.

Blond bombshell.

“Let’s go,” I said, getting out of my chair and reaching for the car keys lying on the desk in front of me.

Frank and I have worked together for years. We know how each other thinks. We’re like a pair of non-attached Siamese twins. What one of us won’t come up with the other one will. So when I told him to get up he didn’t say a word of protest. He already knew where we were going.

Twenty minutes later we were in the office of Thomas Bruel. In his office and looking at a wall full of photos and trophies from his hunting days. And there it was. Staring back at us and as obvious as a brick being thrown through a plate glass window.

“You kidding me?” Frank grunted in quiet disbelief, shaking his head. “The old man wasn’t really putting the screws to his son so much as he was putting it to . . .”

“Right. Makes perfect sense, once you think about it,” I answered, nodding and grinning.

“But that mean’s . . . . “

“Exactly.”

“But we haven’t a scrap of evidence to prove anything.”

“Uh huh. But you ever play poker?”

“Every Thursday night at your place,” nodded my partner, almost grinning. “Jesus. You’re gonna try to bluff your way into a confession? Good look, brother.”

“Maybe not a complete bluff,” I said, digging in my slacks’ pocket for a cell phone. “We can check one of my hunches out first. But I’ll bet a hundred big ones I’m right.”

Frank didn’t say a thing.

He knew I was right.

Two hours later we were leaning on the door bell of Miss Elizabeth Burke’s front door. Neither of us was surprised when the petite little woman answered the door before the doorbell finished with its second chime.

“Come in, detectives. I’ve been expecting you.”

She had changed from here severe gray skirt and white silk blouse into a pair of light tan slacks and some kind of floral pattern sleeveless blouse. Without hesitation she turned and led us through the house straight back to the kitchen. The smell for fresh coffee and just out of the oven cinnamon rolls filled the house with magnificent aromas. Aromas strong enough to make your mouth water.

Entering the kitchen we found place mats sitting on the table were coffee cups and small plates waiting for us. In the middle of the table was a big pan of cinnamon rolls. And sitting at the table was a balding little plump man dressed in a business suit. He was sitting back in his chair, legs crossed, sipping his cup of coffee and beaming cheerily as we entered.

“Detectives, let me introduce you to Preston Edwards. He is—was—Mr. Bruel’s personal attorney. He is mine as well.”

Not what we expected.

“Coffee? Rolls?”

I grinned and nodded. Why not?

We sat down and waited patiently for the small woman to pour the coffee.

When she sat down and poured a cup for herself the plump little counselor sat his cup and saucer down and folded his hands together on his lap and looked at us.

“Liz has informed me you might be coming here tonight on official business. Might I inquire as to what that business might be?”

“Murder,” I said. “We want to arrest her for murder.”

“Two, actually.” Frank grunted, holding up two extended fingers. “Murder One for Thomas Bruel and Murder Two for Francisca Bruel.”

The lawyer’s smile widened and he nodded, looking like a satisfied eunuch working in the emperor’s harem.

“And what evidence do you have for these outrageous accusations, detectives?”

I laid the framed photo we found on the wall in Thomas Bruel’s office onto the table and slid it across with a finger to the counselor.

“A safari hunt in Tanzania fifteen years ago. Thomas Bruel, his first wife, and their son David. David is what, Miss Burke? Maybe ten? Eleven in the photo?”

“Thirteen, gentlemen. He’s thirteen years old. A lovely child, don’t you think?”

“And you, Miss Burke,” I said, nodding. “How old were you then?”

“Me?” she stammered, almost blushing as she lowered her coffee and stared the photo. “Why I must have been . . . let me see . . . almost forty, detective.”

Father. Mother. Son. Elizabeth Bruel. Surrounded by a large group of natives carrying setting on heavy packs. And all of them armed with powerful rifles. Including Elizabeth Bruel.

Thomas Bruel’s mother was kneeling beside the gangly looking David Bruel with an arm over his thin shoulders and dressed with a huge grin of maternal pride spreading her thin lips. She was a dark haired woman with high cheek bones and a narrow razor straight nose. David was all bones and awkwardness with a round face, ruddy complexion and strawberry blond hair. Behind them was the small, stunning figure of Elizabeth Burke with her round face, ruddy complexion and strawberry blond hair.

“Made some phone calls before we came over here, Miss Burke. We know the truth. David Bruel’s mother wasn’t his biological mother. You were. Thirty years ago Thomas Bruel’s wife had a miscarriage at about the time you gave birth to a strapping healthy baby boy. But somehow Mrs. Bruel comes out of the hospital with a child and you leave out the back door alone. Care to tell us what happened?”

“She has nothing to say, gentlemen. As her counselor I have told her to remain officially silent on the matter. We’ll present our case in court if it comes to that. But officially her lips are sealed.”

“What would she say if this discussion was unofficial?” Frank grunted, eyeing the little man caustically.

“That depends on what further evidence have against my client”

“We have witnesses who will testify that your client has been diligently practicing her shooting skills at a local firing range. Using a big bore rifle much like the one which killed our victim.”

“We will not deny that my client has a fondness for guns and that she is quite good at long range shooting. But lots of people must enjoy the same pass time, detective. Including women, I might add.”

I nodded in agreement.

“What about this,” I began. “We have a witness in the Bruel building who’ll swear they saw Francisca Bruel leaving the building at about the time the shot was fired killing Thomas Bruel. The problem with that is Francisca Bruel couldn’t possibly have been in the building at the time of the murder. She was across town at another engagement.”

A pure lie on my part. Playing poker you’ve got to pull off a bluff or two if you want to win the big hands. It all depends on how believable you can make it.

The plump little man smiled pleasantly and shook his head no.

“You insinuate my client might have disguised herself as Francisca Bruel? Do you have a witness that can positively and categorically identify my client posing as Francisca Bruel?”

Bluff called. There’d be no raking in the pot for me.

“Anything else, detectives? Or is that the sum total of your case?”

We stared at the little man across from us and said nothing. There was nothing we could say. We had nothing. Nothing to pin Elizabeth Burke directly to killing anyone. All we had were hunches.

“Let me tell you what I think happened, Miss Burke. Last year Francisca Bruel somehow found out you were David Bruel’s real mother. Armed with that knowledge she seduced Thomas Bruel and began blackmailing him. She threatened to tell the world that Thomas Bruel’s first wife was not David Bruel’s mother. That kind of news would threaten the multimillion dollar sale of the Bruel family business. How am I doing so far?”

Large beautiful hazel eyes stared deep into my eyes as she sat at her end of the table holding her coffee cup up to her lips with both hands. But she said nothing. Not a word. Only her eyes communicated to me. Telling me that so far I was right on the money.

“In the last few months something changes,” I continued, watching her closely. “Somehow Thomas Bruel found out he wasn’t the father of his son. He comes to you in rage and threatens you. But you’ve been his private secretary and lover for years. For years you warmed his bed on all those lonely nights. Until Francisca takes your place. But he can’t fire you. He can’t get rid of you. You know too much. So in his fury he begins a campaign of tearing your son apart in public and making sure you see the drama on a daily basis. He threatens to disinherit him from the Bruel fortune. He threatens to sell the company out right and toss David out to the wolves penniless. You take it for so long. And then one day . . . you snap. You plan the perfect set of murders.”

Nothing. Elizabeth Burke remains as silent as an arctic glacier. Except her deep hazel eyes begin to fill with tears and she hides her trembling lips behind the coffee cup.

The lawyer clears his throat, glances as the woman to his right, and then looks at me.

“You can prove these allegations, detective?”

I turned and stared at the man and said nothing.

The lawyer’s brown eyes looked at me without flinching. And then he opened his mouth and began talking softly.

“There is another possibility to your work of fantasy, detective. It could be that perhaps this terrible money grabbing witch of Francisca found out the truth about David’s parentage. But she kept the news to herself until the moment she could use it to her advantage. One day Thomas decides the affair is over. The blackmailing is over. He tells Francisca to pack her bags and leave. But Francisca just laughs in his face and tells him the harsh realities of life. Thomas is trapped. Trapped and furious with Elizabeth, his son, and with Francisca. He begins a reign of terror. In the end he goes insane. He decides to destroy them all. Someone had to step in and end the misery. Someone had to remove the cancer called Francisca and stop Thomas from committing mass suicide.”

“Is that an unofficial confession, counselor?” I asked.

“It is nothing but pure conjecture between friends setting in a friend’s kitchen sharing a cup of coffee and munching on some delicious cinnamon rolls.”

Frank and I nodded and came to our feet. Frank finished his java with a quick snap of the wrist and then we nodded to the two of them and left.

Sometimes in a poker game you can win on nothing but a bluff. If you’re lucky. Most of the time you fail miserably and lose your shirt. Lady Luck wasn’t setting with you in that game. As we drove back to South Side we both felt like Lady Luck had been definitely sitting to our left and wasn’t about to budge from the table.

Not that night.



B.R. is a sixty year old ex-teacher who currently has two novels out on the market. One is a police-procedural called Murderous Passions. The second is a fantasy novel called Roland of the High Crags: Evil Arises.

PAST ESC FICTION:

#1 "Slippery" by Stephen D. Rogers

Friday, August 7, 2009

[ESC Fiction #1] "Slippery" by Stephen D. Rogers

“Sir, your passport.”

“Thanks.” It wasn't really mine but I slipped it into my shirt pocket before walking away. While my plane didn't leave until next Wednesday, one couldn't arrive too early for international flights.

“Excuse me.”

Once he spoke, I realized the short man with slicked-back hair
was purposely blocking my path. “Yes?”

He lowered his voice. “I couldn't help but overhear your flight plans.”

“Oh?”

“If you will permit me, my name is Francis Aooga Witherspoon and I am the sole heir of my father's land and all produced there. Before he died, my father transferred two point three million bananas to an offshore holding company in order to protect it from evil men who wished to use my father's wealth to fund terrorist activities.”

“I'm listening.”

“I myself cannot return to my country to sign the necessary papers for the release of my inheritance because I have been expelled for my humanitarian efforts. However, since you are already going there, perhaps you will do me the favor of accepting ten percent in return for a moment of your time.”

“You're offering me ten percent of two point three million dollars?” It paid to get these things straight.

“I am sorry but I seem to have been less than clear. Two point
three million bananas. The plantations have been in my family for generations.”

“What would I do with two hundred thousand bananas?”

He nodded. “You perhaps own a monkey?”

“Well, yes, but the bulk of the bananas would rot before he finished half a bunch.”

“Your friends. They have monkeys?”

“Some people can't afford friends.” I glanced around to make sure nobody was listening to our conversation. “The monkey doesn't count.”

“A farmer's market. You could sell them at a local farmer's market.”

“Two hundred thousand bananas? Such quantity would only drive the price down.”

He raised a finger to correct me. “Two hundred and thirty thousand bananas. Less bribes.”

Since this seemed as good a way to kill time as any other, I decided to bite. “What would I have to do?”

“We should sit.”

We sat.

“You would be required to authorize the shipment of the bananas out of the country.” His hands fluttered. “It's only a small matter of filing some paperwork and pre-paying several minor fees.”

“What about tarantulas?”

“Tarantulas?”

“Big, hairy spiders. I once saw a movie where crates of bananas were infested with tarantulas.”

“I am not sure what you hope to imply.”

“Nothing. I just don't want to cause an international incident by transporting a flock of poisonous tarantulas into the United States.”

“They are neither poisonous nor creatures that flock. In any case, these bananas are certified arachnid-free.”

“When would I get my cut?”

“As soon as the freighter docks in New York.” He looked both ways and then slipped me a folded newspaper. “All the information you need is contained within.”

“My horoscope?”

“Page A-6. Everything else is typed onto the two sheets of paper I slipped between the comics and the weather. You can get the traveler's checks at the kiosk behind you.”

Knowing better than to turn my back on him, I leaned closer, rolling the newspaper into a thin tube as I did so. After a quick skim of the room, I lowered my voice. “Would cash be acceptable?”

When he leaned forward to reply, I used the newspaper to drive a bone shard into his brain. He was dead before I was on my feet and heading for the nearest coffee shop.

I was done settling for ten percent.



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